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Welcome to Dermbar!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,363
  • Children: 33.38% (455)
  • Elderly: 9.24% (126)

Racial Breakdown

  • 715 half-orc (52.4%)
  • 413 dwarf (30.3%)
  • 63 other (4.6%)
  • 62 elf (4.5%)
  • 47 halfling (3.4%)
  • 33 human (2.4%)
  • 30 half-elf (2.2%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 69 Businesses
  • 146 Specialists
  • 149 Residences

Summary [-]

Dermbar is a small town in the Middle Calakrydia District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small town is nominally populated (3,519/sq km), covers 0.39 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 704 meters.

Climate [-]

Dermbar has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Dermbar sees a binary star overhead: Uux, an average blue star and Six, a large yellow star. Dermbar also has a single moon: Elaro, a supermassive briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive supernova that has been around for only a few years and a massive nebula that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a weather-beaten granite embankment that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.72 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Dermbar; 1 road is major. The city is lined with irregular dirt roads in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and professional.

Government [-]

Dermbar is governed through an emirate, where the supreme power is in the hands of an emir, who may be an absolute overlord with constitutionally limited authority. The government as a whole is seen as inept and inadequate. Officials in Dermbar are often seen as unethical and the policies are praised. The political influence of Dermbar in the region is declining due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Dermbar is ruled by Father Halnaltars Wavebough. The Father has been in power for many years and is despised by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Father and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through sheer willpower.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.54% of the population (21 adults).

Military [-]

Dermbar has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 204 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 78 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 8 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and weather-beaten embankment, Dermbar is properly fortified. Dermbar fighters are despised for their use of greataxes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Dermbar is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Dermbar is known for the following resources:

  • A haunted battle field inhabited by wild quails that are hunted by zombies.
  • Huge magic fruit fields that are visited frequently by kittens.
  • A creepy tower inhabited by tame kangaroos that are hunted by unicorns. Dane Davville said somoeone said someone found a chest containing gold in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, a hag lingered in the region and was drawn towards thieves. They say that the hag will ask a favor of you, then sell you into slavery.
  • Legends tell of Micke's Painting, a possessed painting with the capability to dominate others. It was never recovered.

Events [-]

Dermbar is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tol Hotflower.
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. No previous experience required. Contact Vor.
  • Help! Want to earn some quick coin? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Illrigiyn Kennyrmane.
  • Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Malan Rocketbit.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare brain moles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Thzzm for further details.
  • Adept seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ilixtra.
  • Need a change of pace? Hazgub Bonesnapper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Guild membership required. Reward available. Contact Delnallas Longleaf.
  • dungeon goop tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Jory Fransone.
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Reward is a secret. Prior experience required. Contact Ghabel Boarfang for further details.
  • Bored? Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Filartanae Jadehunter.
  • Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Safety not guaranteed. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xodomn Damnstomach.

People [-]

The people in Dermbar ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Filartlleu Eytherriver is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent tanner. He appears jaded.
  • Falgoldly Manybones is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent apothecary. She appears drunken.
  • James Goodard is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent leatherworker. She appears intimidating.
  • Ulorin Wisearm is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted vintner. He appears intimidated.
  • Donic Colon is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Dellenava Starrisen is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled cooper. He appears sick.
  • Danic MacBrater is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled apothecary. She appears gosipy.
  • Tolina Jallione is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked coach driver. He appears quiet.
  • Aestanae Myrthstride is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre interpreter. She appears xenophobic.
  • Belvartars Riverrun is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked tanner. She appears boastful.
  • Jame Greening is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent roofer. He appears gambling.
  • Malgrinne Glitterwolf is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre laborer. She appears cautious.
  • Adanelldo Foresticiny is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled jeweler. He appears exhausted.
  • Drodin Smartstone is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre deputy. He appears thick.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Zroddush Legsnapper, a drunken female half-orc. She is a druid who is doing something secret.
  • Doney Dilett, a guilty female half-dwarf. She is an adept who is here to buy supplies.
  • Grumbin Jadefounder, a boastful male dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Danic Tramand, an exhausted male half-orc. He is a fighter who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Rubgugh Backnor, a quiet male half-orc. He is a warrior who is here to buy slaves.
  • Alalanaen Aleanstrike, a flirtatious male elf. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Dermbar:

  • The Robber Cock Inc. [+]
  • The Grimy Paladin Pots [+]
  • The Fermented Horse Shoppe [+]
  • The Flabby Horse [+]
  • The Crooked Song Inc. [+]
  • The Lascivious Hops Inc. [+]
  • The Dirty Frog City Guard [+]
  • The Mangy Twins Inc. [+]
  • The Murdered Hatchet Inc. [+]
  • The New Greyhound Inc. [+]
  • The Lecherous Rose Blowers [+]
  • The Merry Clowns Beer Garden [+]
  • The Beefy Swagger Shoppe [+]
  • The Whirling Clowns Butchers [+]