Welcome to Eastfun!

Eastfun is known for the following resources:

• An ancient shrine inhabited by dangerous quails that are avoided by gru.
• A creepy gazebo inhabited by vampire kittens that are frequented by townspeople.
• A creepy grave yard inhabited by poisonous crows that are avoided by wenches.
• Chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by townspeople.
• Huge cormorant flights that are hunted by magic users.

• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ghezor heh S'herzor to learn more.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Uovas Sumbash.
• Help! Need a change of pace? Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kezn Ranthand.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghezor fe Ghezin.
• Help Wanted: rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Elhs.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen puppy. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tomxie Rocketscope.
• saddle tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Disth.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Nbet Laughshadow if intrigued.
• Help Needed: Gheal teh S'herssen has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Special attire required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Klatz Armnor for more details.
• Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Kkasr Metalwiser to learn more.
• Help Wanted: Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Reward is a secret. Contact Jo Jameliffe.
• Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect bats are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Guild membership required. Contact Voths.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Abadin Forgeanvil.

• Donry Whitville is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked illuminator. He appears self-obsessed.
• Thrutzugh Bonenor The Gray is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a legendary specialty smith. She appears shifty.
• Balag Shinyear is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled butcher. She appears accusatory.
• Cotley Tinkerbun is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned banker. He appears scattered.
• Barond Barleyhunter is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled copyist. He appears accusatory.
• Bearette Thermogauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled illuminator. She appears greedy.
• Jory Antonman is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre social worker. He appears guilty.
• Daves Sheorth is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent tavern. He appears smitten.
• Tolco Honorlot is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre bowyer. She appears lovelorn.
• Gwatai Shadeears is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled ostler. He appears cowed.
• Dibd Headcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled bookbinder. She appears chatty.
• Bazorg Backripper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bather. She appears nihilistic.
• Jamey Whiteard is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted apothecary. He appears pious.
• Bordal Forgehammer is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears helpful.
• Zragt Legnor The Cruel is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned seamstress. He appears prejudiced.
• Done Danerley is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled maidservant. He appears fatalistic.

• Davic Andrland, a deluded female half-elf. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Ham Cogglebolt, a fashion concious male gnome. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Dan Matinson, a beligerent male half-orc. He is a cleric who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Mhobgath Skullkiller, a smug male half-orc. He is a fighter who is fleeing the law.
• Zhatg Mokripper, a greedy female half-orc. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Toldi Burrowswit, a self-obsessed male halfling. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Blaglog Backsnapper, an authoritarian male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.

These establishments worthy of mention in Eastfun:

• The Rampaging Tree Amory [+] The Rampaging Tree Amory is a large, cluttered-looking armorsmithy. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-dwarf named Jam Rosenwood. The armorsmithy is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you hear the sound of a forge, and you smell a burning fire. There are 2 customers in the armorsmithy. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Well Word Smiths [+] The Mad Well Word Smiths is a small, dirty-looking translator. The building faces north with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a smug dwarf named Balgar Lionear. The translator is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the translator. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Silver General Goods [+] The Forsaken Silver General Goods is a huge, disgusting-looking trading post. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-orc named James Petrewicz. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the trading post. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Hammer Shop [+] The Wistful Hammer Shop is a huge, messy-looking shop. The building faces northeast with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious half-dwarf named Loond Coralanvil. The shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Halflings Herbalist [+] The Dripping Halflings Herbalist is a small, dusty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-orc named Trotzug Mokbreaker. The herbalist shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Rose Supplies [+] The Tired Rose Supplies is a normal sized, cluttered-looking chandlery shop. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gosipy dwarf named Balbin Broadblood. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Randy Wand Correctional Centre [+] The Randy Wand Correctional Centre is a huge, orderly-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an authoritarian halfling named Bedo Skystoat. The jailhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Nomad Supplies [+] The Tired Nomad Supplies is a large, tidy-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful half-dwarf named Don Changham. The chandlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the chandlery shop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Road Inc. [+] The Cloven Road Inc. is a huge, messy-looking theater. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, clean windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a thick half-dwarf named Jam Jacktone. The theater is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the theater. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Song City Guard [+] The Dirty Song City Guard is a normal sized, packed-looking barrack. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a patriotic dwarf named Grungar Smartbeard. The barrack is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Clowns Package Delivery [+] The Burly Clowns Package Delivery is a large, crowded-looking post office. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed gnome named Tulgles Thermowink. The post office is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Thunderbird Charcoalers [+] The Orange Thunderbird Charcoalers is a typical sized, crowded-looking firepit. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty dwarf named Skadin Ashboot. The firepit is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Wolfhound Inc. [+] The Sleeping Wolfhound Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking workshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a battle-ready halfling named Coco Earthgrass. The workshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Frog Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wiley Frog Inpirationsl Waters is a huge, dusty-looking bath house. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy gnome named Kiatsy Rocketblast. The bath house is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you see naked people walking around, and you hear soft music. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The White Wench Bath House [+] The White Wench Bath House is a normal sized, cluttered-looking bath house. The building faces northwest with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey dwarf named Borrin Clawslayer. The bath house is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you hear the sound of water running, and you see naked people walking around. There are 5 customers in the bath house. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Ent Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Ent Dry Goods is a small, damp-looking general store. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Durdin Orangecask. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.