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Welcome to Ladfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 14,823
  • Children: 34.15% (5,062)
  • Elderly: 8.75% (1,297)

Racial Breakdown

  • 7,708 drow (52%)
  • 5,085 half-orc (34.3%)
  • 1,127 bugbear (7.6%)
  • 593 gnome (4%)
  • 161 other (1%)
  • 149 lizardfolk (1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 293 Businesses
  • 2,249 Specialists
  • 1,464 Residences

Summary [-]

Ladfun is a city in the Lesser Venmou Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (19,572/sq km), covers 0.76 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 983 meters.

Climate [-]

Ladfun has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally cold with high variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Ladfun sees a single star overhead: Cerol, a small red star. Ladfun also has a double moon: Spota, an average briliant silver moon and Thele, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy mud brick rampart that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.24 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Ladfun; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with even dirt tracks in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, arena, racial, trade, and industry.

Government [-]

Ladfun is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in Ladfun are often seen as honest and the policies are honored. The political influence of Ladfun in the region is growing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Ladfun is ruled by President Subdig Skullsnapper. The President has been in power for decades and is revered by the people. There is minor opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.38% of the population (57 adults).

Military [-]

Ladfun has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1964 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 926 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 73 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and sturdy rampart, Ladfun is perfectly fortified. Ladfun fighters are mocked for their use of morningstars in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Ladfun is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Ladfun is known for the following resources:

  • Chinchilla colonies that are hunted by travelers.
  • A creepy fort inhabited by wild crows that are avoided by locals. Beina Fasthill said rumors tell of piles of silver hidden around somewhere.
  • A blessed castle inhabited by dangerous peacocks that are hunted by townspeople. Malmaine Bolgerbridge said one might dig up bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Perda's Bedpan, a legendary bedpan with the capability to disappear on its own. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Long ago, the villagers of Hubbari Branch thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day Ghrizer the dragon took over the town. The villagers tried to stop the dragon, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Delnalssa Banniwater, who was a valiant knight. Delnalssa had an idea to slay the dragon by killing the dragon while she slept. When Delnalssa Banniwater faced the dragon, Delnalssa Banniwater tricked Ghrizer and was killed in the process.

Events [-]

Ladfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mickic Carhouse for more information.
  • Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Garbor Hawkbreaker.
  • Looking for something new? I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Must be a quick learner. Contact Droggoz Skullkiller.
  • Wanted: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Arbin Silverchest for more information.
  • Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Khuddig Mokbreaker.
  • Needed: Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Davey Giacosone.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. Contact Ratzugh Headkiller.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Davey Harey.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Micke Carerley if interested.
  • Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? artifact tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jit if interested.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Discretion required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ceeg for more information.
  • Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must submit to background check. Reward is a secret. Contact Thaggarz Bonekiller.
  • Wanted: tincure tester wanted. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghok Necknor.
  • Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Gkutun Laughbeast.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tmet Brainhost for more details.
  • Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen valuables. Reward available. Contact Mickry Chanson.
  • Someone stole my potato. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Ceriiki Strongtalon.

People [-]

The people in Ladfun love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ghoburz Headcracker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled beer seller. She appears nervous.
  • Gavgan Gearbolt is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked cooper. She appears battle-ready.
  • Ghezor se Ghezin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a renowned undertaker. He appears forgetful.
  • Gkutbok Brainbasher is a female bugbear who is known in the world as being a renowned illuminator. She appears loud.
  • S'herssen ahn S'herssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a mocked magic dealer. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Jenina Cogglebun is an androgynous gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent professor. It appears intimidating.
  • Thramm Neckbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted priest. She appears forgetful.
  • Kurm Greatmurder is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a gifted priest. He appears giddy.
  • Alliita Cobblesprocket is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a legendary priest. He appears lonely.
  • Trurm Damnmurder is a female bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears intimidated.
  • S'herzor seh Gheal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a mediocre mercenary. He appears pacifistic.
  • Gilley Gyrocog is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned warehouse worker. He appears scattered.
  • Ada Wizzsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled librarian. He appears jolly.
  • Kurm Foulslay is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a decent professor. He appears insecure.
  • Gkutet Greatstomach is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent handyman. He appears helpful.
  • Kzar Bigshredder is a female bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears trusting.
  • S'hoorzor teh S'hoorzin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre specialty smith. He appears trusting.
  • Rugot Metalhowl is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a gifted shipwright. He appears outlandish.
  • Gloggbub Mokbreaker is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent banker. She appears territorial.
  • Bonmida Thermotonk is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent scabbardmaker. She appears chatty.
  • Xodomd Ironmaw is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a mediocre bounty hunter. He appears solemn.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Falag Earthtable, an apologetic female dwarf. She is a fighter who is following the voices.
  • Snorond Jetcavern, an insecure female dwarf. She is a warrior who is finding work as a healer.
  • Delleniyn Nightshade, a greedy male elf. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Perne Springgrass, a deluded male halfling. He is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Byleon Entraak, a cautious female minotaur. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Shaman Grobda Armnor The Red, an insecure female orc. She is a wizard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Gubel Boarbranch, a fatalistic male ogre. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
  • Gorkon Platinumtable, an outlandish female dwarf. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Davey Gilstone, a patriotic female half-dwarf. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Donry Benleton, a quiet male human. He is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Throrun Onyxtoe, an easily offended male half-dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Gaevarssa Everdew, a lonely female drow. She is a barbarian who is here to buy spices.
  • Dzuog Wormgloom, a nosy female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Car, an intimidated male kobold. He is a bard who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Trobdud Legripper The Gray, a thick female orc. She is a fighter who is doing something secret.
  • Rhatzuk Boneripper, a fashion concious female half-orc. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Lot, a giddy female kobold. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Ladfun:

  • The Fat Harpoon Inc. [+]
  • The Whirling Beer Meat House [+]
  • The Pink Hen Vineyards [+]
  • The Empty Riverside Money Lenders [+]
  • The Deepwater Dwarves House of Ill Repute [+]
  • The Surly Bill of Hell [+]
  • The Hilltop Kettles Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Worn Oarhouse Worship House [+]
  • The Prancing Willow Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Eastern Hall Wares [+]
  • The Hanging Princess Mill [+]
  • The Horny Rouge House of Law [+]
  • The Stinking Hops Studio [+]
  • The Murdered Turkey Inc. [+]
  • The Grizzly Frog Docs [+]
  • The Desert Cock Inc. [+]
  • The Warm Hole Rug Shop [+]
  • The Frosty Wagon Temple [+]
  • The Voluptuous Yawning Farm [+]
  • The Violent Fox Inc. [+]
  • The Knotted Hall Inc. [+]