Welcome to Ladfun!

Ladfun is known for the following resources:

• Chinchilla colonies that are hunted by travelers.
• A creepy fort inhabited by wild crows that are avoided by locals. Beina Fasthill said rumors tell of piles of silver hidden around somewhere.
• A blessed castle inhabited by dangerous peacocks that are hunted by townspeople. Malmaine Bolgerbridge said one might dig up bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Wanted: Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mickic Carhouse for more information.
• Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Garbor Hawkbreaker.
• Looking for something new? I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Must be a quick learner. Contact Droggoz Skullkiller.
• Wanted: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Arbin Silverchest for more information.
• Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Khuddig Mokbreaker.
• Needed: Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Davey Giacosone.
• Needed: Need a change of pace? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. Contact Ratzugh Headkiller.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Davey Harey.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Micke Carerley if interested.
• Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? artifact tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jit if interested.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Discretion required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ceeg for more information.
• Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must submit to background check. Reward is a secret. Contact Thaggarz Bonekiller.
• Wanted: tincure tester wanted. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghok Necknor.
• Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Gkutun Laughbeast.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tmet Brainhost for more details.
• Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen valuables. Reward available. Contact Mickry Chanson.
• Someone stole my potato. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Ceriiki Strongtalon.

• Ghoburz Headcracker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled beer seller. She appears nervous.
• Gavgan Gearbolt is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked cooper. She appears battle-ready.
• Ghezor se Ghezin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a renowned undertaker. He appears forgetful.
• Gkutbok Brainbasher is a female bugbear who is known in the world as being a renowned illuminator. She appears loud.
• S'herssen ahn S'herssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a mocked magic dealer. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Jenina Cogglebun is an androgynous gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent professor. It appears intimidating.
• Thramm Neckbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted priest. She appears forgetful.
• Kurm Greatmurder is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a gifted priest. He appears giddy.
• Alliita Cobblesprocket is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a legendary priest. He appears lonely.
• Trurm Damnmurder is a female bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears intimidated.
• S'herzor seh Gheal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a mediocre mercenary. He appears pacifistic.
• Gilley Gyrocog is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned warehouse worker. He appears scattered.
• Ada Wizzsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled librarian. He appears jolly.
• Kurm Foulslay is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a decent professor. He appears insecure.
• Gkutet Greatstomach is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent handyman. He appears helpful.
• Kzar Bigshredder is a female bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears trusting.
• S'hoorzor teh S'hoorzin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre specialty smith. He appears trusting.
• Rugot Metalhowl is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a gifted shipwright. He appears outlandish.
• Gloggbub Mokbreaker is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent banker. She appears territorial.
• Bonmida Thermotonk is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent scabbardmaker. She appears chatty.
• Xodomd Ironmaw is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a mediocre bounty hunter. He appears solemn.

• Falag Earthtable, an apologetic female dwarf. She is a fighter who is following the voices.
• Snorond Jetcavern, an insecure female dwarf. She is a warrior who is finding work as a healer.
• Delleniyn Nightshade, a greedy male elf. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Perne Springgrass, a deluded male halfling. He is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Byleon Entraak, a cautious female minotaur. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Shaman Grobda Armnor The Red, an insecure female orc. She is a wizard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Gubel Boarbranch, a fatalistic male ogre. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Gorkon Platinumtable, an outlandish female dwarf. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Davey Gilstone, a patriotic female half-dwarf. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Donry Benleton, a quiet male human. He is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Throrun Onyxtoe, an easily offended male half-dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Gaevarssa Everdew, a lonely female drow. She is a barbarian who is here to buy spices.
• Dzuog Wormgloom, a nosy female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Car, an intimidated male kobold. He is a bard who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Trobdud Legripper The Gray, a thick female orc. She is a fighter who is doing something secret.
• Rhatzuk Boneripper, a fashion concious female half-orc. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Lot, a giddy female kobold. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Ladfun:

• The Fat Harpoon Inc. [+] The Fat Harpoon Inc. is a large, smelly-looking sawmill. The building faces south with large windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jaded lizardfolk named Khalzor ahn S'herzin. The sawmill is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Beer Meat House [+] The Whirling Beer Meat House is a huge, dirty-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gambling drow named Elalanlleu Darkbough. The butchershop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Hen Vineyards [+] The Pink Hen Vineyards is a huge, disgusting-looking vinyard. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a fatalistic gnome named Tomina Cogglesprocket. The vinyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the vinyard. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Riverside Money Lenders [+] The Empty Riverside Money Lenders is a small, filthy-looking bank. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an outlandish gnome named Kialin Cogglecog. The bank is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 3 customers in the bank. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Dwarves House of Ill Repute [+] The Deepwater Dwarves House of Ill Repute is a typical sized, tidy-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a giddy gnome named Bon Wobbbolt. The brothel is known for slightly high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you smell scent of oil, and you hear girls giggling. There are 5 customers in the brothel. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Bill of Hell [+] The Surly Bill of Hell is an average sized, orderly-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a conspirational gnome named Allitsy Greasegadget. The adventurers guild is known for reasonable prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell weapons being sharpened, you hear people yelling, and you see equipment lying around. There are 4 customers in the adventurers guild. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Kettles Magic Eye Piece [+] The Hilltop Kettles Magic Eye Piece is an average sized, disgusting-looking astrologer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Mickry Bernaerley. The astrologer is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Oarhouse Worship House [+] The Worn Oarhouse Worship House is a typical sized, cluttered-looking shrine. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Dave Charidge. The shrine is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Willow Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Willow Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, dirty-looking bucklery. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a greedy bugbear named Merm Oozeshredder. The bucklery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the bucklery. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Hall Wares [+] The Eastern Hall Wares is a normal sized, orderly-looking clothing shop. The building faces northeast with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Wiz Thermoscope. The clothing shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the clothing shop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hanging Princess Mill [+] The Hanging Princess Mill is a huge, messy-looking mill. The building faces east with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Danes Castleton. The mill is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Rouge House of Law [+] The Horny Rouge House of Law is a large, tidy-looking barrister. The building faces north with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical bugbear named Droddakh Necknor. The barrister is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 4 customers in the barrister. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Hops Studio [+] The Stinking Hops Studio is an average sized, disgusting-looking sculpting house. The building faces north with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Babley Geargauge. The sculpting house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Turkey Inc. [+] The Murdered Turkey Inc. is a large, smelly-looking tavern. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a resentful bugbear named Dutg Backcrusher. The tavern is known for very high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Frog Docs [+] The Grizzly Frog Docs is an average sized, crowded-looking boat for hire. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a deluded lizardfolk named S'herzor se Yerssen. The boat for hire is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Cock Inc. [+] The Desert Cock Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking masonry shop. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive half-orc named Zrarug Skullcracker. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the masonry shop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Hole Rug Shop [+] The Warm Hole Rug Shop is a typical sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey half-orc named Nubg Backsnapper. The rugmaker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Wagon Temple [+] The Frosty Wagon Temple is a huge, filthy-looking church. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, large windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a cautious half-orc named Hanig Skullcrusher. The church is known for fair prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear rhythmic chanting, you see elegent golden decorations all around, and you smell scent of oil. There are 5 customers in the church. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Yawning Farm [+] The Voluptuous Yawning Farm is a typical sized, orderly-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious lizardfolk named S'herssen fe Khalssen. The slaughterhouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the slaughterhouse. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Fox Inc. [+] The Violent Fox Inc. is a typical sized, dusty-looking university. The building faces east with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Donry Dilngham. The university is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Hall Inc. [+] The Knotted Hall Inc. is a large, orderly-looking smithy. The building faces north with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a giddy bugbear named Tudbok Gianthand. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.