Welcome to Salsstone!

Salsstone is known for the following resources:

• Many wild ape troops that are hunted by children. Ceelak said somoeone said someone found a chest containing kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
• A new tower inhabited by dangerous beavers that are visited frequently by kittens. Grinrrl said one might dig up piles of penis sheathes in a well.
• An old fort inhabited by dangerous kittens that are feared by vampires. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• A new battle field inhabited by vampire beavers that are hunted by wenches.

• Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Muk Rockbeast.
• Looking for work? artifact tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Special attire required. Contact Dugan Rocksnout for more details.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Thzzth.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joe Barorth.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghadud Headbreaker.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Missing puppy. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gardin Tigerstone.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Micke Corland for more details.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Halartava Kennyrlight.
• Help! I have feral cats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nbomd Oozedoom.
• Want to earn some quick coin? cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Rat.
• Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. References required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rub Bonecrusher for more information.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Shaman Ghar Backripper.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Elnallas Auvreachaser.
• Missing jewel. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Gab Greasefuel.
• Wanted: Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Must be clean. Contact Tulita Gyrogauge.

• Donic Colan is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled doctor. He appears smug.
• Thanut Headcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. She appears homesick.
• Jory Buran is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled hatmaker. She appears worrying.
• Khodush Mokkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled professor. She appears egotistical.
• Davic Sheick is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent sculptor. He appears homesick.
• Shoguzg Backnor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled bucklemaker. She appears violent.
• Daves Simonidge is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre weaponsmith. He appears insecure.
• Danry Andrson is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent laborer. She appears nosy.
• Done Bartoden is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned salter. She appears healthy.
• Khodakh Legripper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ship captain. She appears pious.
• Dave Blackston is a female human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled armorer. She appears intimidating.
• Elil Burrowsleaf is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned harness maker. She appears clumsy.
• Serde Gamfox is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a decent timberwright. He appears pacifistic.
• Maline Greenpipe is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned tanner. He appears easily offended.
• Arnley Gyroblast is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a gifted hatmaker. He appears easily offended.
• Joes Andrerell is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled shoemaker. She appears outlandish.
• Jamey Robertield is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked copyist. He appears xenophobic.
• Done Corling is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned warehouse worker. She appears insecure.

• Bely Wetmidas, an embittered male halfling. He is a ranger who is here to buy spices.
• Gablita Thermocog, a gambling male gnome. He is a barbarian who is traveling with a circus.
• Adaina Wobbbit, a mopey androgynous gnome. It is a rogue who is finding work as a spy.
• Mick Simonden, a clumsy female human. She is a cleric who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Dan Kleinill, a boastful male human. He is a sorcerer who is here to buy slaves.

These establishments worthy of mention in Salsstone:

• The Weary Crate Rugs [+] The Weary Crate Rugs is a normal sized, crowded-looking rugmaker. The building faces east with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pious half-dwarf named Falbul Warmoor. The rugmaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Maiden Scribe [+] The Blue Maiden Scribe is a normal sized, filthy-looking copyoffice. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug half-orc named Jo Stanll. The copyoffice is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Hanging Bucket Mill [+] The Hanging Bucket Mill is a small, cluttered-looking mill. The building faces north with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing human named Danic Stanorth. The mill is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the mill. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Cesspit Shrine [+] The Worn Cesspit Shrine is an average sized, tidy-looking shrine. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a scattered gnome named Tor Cogglesprocket. The shrine is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Elf Inc. [+] The Nomadic Elf Inc. is a large, packed-looking weaver. The building faces northeast with barred windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Dav Brownman. The weaver is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the weaver. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Dungeon [+] The Naughty Dungeon is a huge, damp-looking glove shop. The building faces south with clean windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mocking halfling named Per Kallibread. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Cat Shop [+] The Horny Cat Shop is a large, dirty-looking apothecary. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an efficient half-orc named Ghubd Moknor. The apothecary is known for suspiciously low prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell damp earth, you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 4 customers in the apothecary. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Cesspit Shoppe [+] The Angry Cesspit Shoppe is a large, cluttered-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly half-dwarf named Abamir Warstone. The cheeseshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see many wheels of chese, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 5 customers in the cheeseshop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Harpoon Inc. [+] The Victorious Harpoon Inc. is a small, neat-looking university. The building faces north with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a jolly halfling named Tol Forestdigger. The university is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Beauty Postal Service [+] The Burning Beauty Postal Service is a normal sized, damp-looking post office. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Dan Briville. The post office is known for steep prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the post office. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Willow Purse Shop [+] The Olde Willow Purse Shop is a normal sized, filthy-looking pursemaker. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy half-dwarf named Grimbin Blackleg. The pursemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Demon Blowers [+] The Lecherous Demon Blowers is a huge, orderly-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful halfling named Falne Goodfox. The glassmaker hut is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear a bellows pumping, you smell a burning forge, and you see panes of glass and mirrors. There are 2 customers in the glassmaker hut. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Pot Inc. [+] The Whistling Pot Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking tack shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic half-orc named Dan Brownes. The tack shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Rouge Brewery [+] The Mulled Rouge Brewery is an average sized, clean-looking brewery. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a boastful halfling named Perdo Swiftflower. The brewery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear people singing, and you smell hops and grain. There are 4 customers in the brewery. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Axehandle Fine Books [+] The Frozen Axehandle Fine Books is a typical sized, neat-looking bookstore. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nosy human named Jame Greenord. The bookstore is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Imps Inc. [+] The Ripped Imps Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking townhouse. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Arnvin Greasegadget. The townhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Harpoon Inc. [+] The Victorious Harpoon Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking university. The building faces southeast with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a melancholy human named Mick Davidwood. The university is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Maiden Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Maiden Glass Crafters is a small, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory human named Mickes Marworth. The glassmaker hut is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you hear a bellows pumping, and you smell a burning forge. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.