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Welcome to Eastfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,813
  • Children: 16.99% (648)
  • Elderly: 20.98% (800)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,884 gnome (49.4%)
  • 1,030 half-dwarf (27%)
  • 374 half-orc (9.8%)
  • 196 other (5.1%)
  • 168 dwarf (4.4%)
  • 88 half-elf (2.3%)
  • 73 halfling (1.9%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 123 Businesses
  • 528 Specialists
  • 490 Residences

Summary [-]

Eastfun is a large town in the Outer Fulkry Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is densely populated (8,181/sq km), covers 0.47 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 773 meters.

Climate [-]

Eastfun has a Dry-Winter Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters, dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally freezing with minor variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Eastfun sees a single star overhead: Ber, a massive yellow star. Eastfun also has a single moon: Chadi, a small pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a polished wood barrier that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.75 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Eastfun; no roads are major. The city is lined with crude dirt tracks in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, fine shops, middleclass, and industry.

Government [-]

Eastfun is governed through a monarchy, where the supreme power is lodged in the hands of a monarch who reigns with constitutionally limited authority. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Eastfun are often seen as honorable and the policies are revered. The political influence of Eastfun in the region is receding due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population turns against itself.

Leader [-]

Eastfun is ruled by Shah Illnallas Maernmane. The Shah has been in power for mere hours and is ridiculed by the people. There is minor opposition to the Shah and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through random violence.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.24% of the population (9 adults).

Military [-]

Eastfun has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 495 citizens (13%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 266 (7%). Of the active duty military, 24 (5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and polished barrier, Eastfun is spectacularly fortified. Eastfun fighters are ridiculed for their use of heavy crossbows in battle. They are mocked for their guerrilla warfare and are considered admirably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Eastfun is currently growing.

Resources [-]

Eastfun is known for the following resources:

  • An ancient shrine inhabited by dangerous quails that are avoided by gru.
  • A creepy gazebo inhabited by vampire kittens that are frequented by townspeople.
  • A creepy grave yard inhabited by poisonous crows that are avoided by wenches.
  • Chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by townspeople.
  • Huge cormorant flights that are hunted by magic users.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, the townsfolk of Limbber lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day an evil demon named Goithul took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to kill Goithul, but were caught. Along came a hero named Tilra, who was an expert bowman. Tilra had an idea to slay the demon by using magic to banish it. When Tilra faced the demon, Tilra defeated Goithul.
  • In times past, a Boogyman wandered the countryside when the wind blows from the south. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then steal your soul.
  • In the days of yore, an old woman lingered in the swamps. Commoners say that the old woman will offer you sweets, then eat you.
  • In times gone by, the constable of Birmland lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day a monster named Not kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to kill Not, but were caught. Along came a hobgoblin named Xror Greatdeath, who was a valiant knight. Xror had the thought to slay the monster by using magic to banish it. When Xror Greatdeath faced the monster, Xror Greatdeath killed the monster.

Events [-]

Eastfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ghezor heh S'herzor to learn more.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Uovas Sumbash.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kezn Ranthand.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghezor fe Ghezin.
  • Help Wanted: rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Elhs.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen puppy. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tomxie Rocketscope.
  • saddle tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Disth.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Nbet Laughshadow if intrigued.
  • Help Needed: Gheal teh S'herssen has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Special attire required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Klatz Armnor for more details.
  • Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Kkasr Metalwiser to learn more.
  • Help Wanted: Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Reward is a secret. Contact Jo Jameliffe.
  • Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect bats are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Guild membership required. Contact Voths.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Abadin Forgeanvil.

People [-]

The people in Eastfun are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Donry Whitville is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked illuminator. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Thrutzugh Bonenor The Gray is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a legendary specialty smith. She appears shifty.
  • Balag Shinyear is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled butcher. She appears accusatory.
  • Cotley Tinkerbun is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned banker. He appears scattered.
  • Barond Barleyhunter is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled copyist. He appears accusatory.
  • Bearette Thermogauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled illuminator. She appears greedy.
  • Jory Antonman is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre social worker. He appears guilty.
  • Daves Sheorth is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent tavern. He appears smitten.
  • Tolco Honorlot is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre bowyer. She appears lovelorn.
  • Gwatai Shadeears is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled ostler. He appears cowed.
  • Dibd Headcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled bookbinder. She appears chatty.
  • Bazorg Backripper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bather. She appears nihilistic.
  • Jamey Whiteard is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted apothecary. He appears pious.
  • Bordal Forgehammer is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears helpful.
  • Zragt Legnor The Cruel is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned seamstress. He appears prejudiced.
  • Done Danerley is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled maidservant. He appears fatalistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Davic Andrland, a deluded female half-elf. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Ham Cogglebolt, a fashion concious male gnome. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Dan Matinson, a beligerent male half-orc. He is a cleric who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Mhobgath Skullkiller, a smug male half-orc. He is a fighter who is fleeing the law.
  • Zhatg Mokripper, a greedy female half-orc. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Toldi Burrowswit, a self-obsessed male halfling. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Blaglog Backsnapper, an authoritarian male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Eastfun:

  • The Rampaging Tree Amory [+]
  • The Mad Well Word Smiths [+]
  • The Forsaken Silver General Goods [+]
  • The Wistful Hammer Shop [+]
  • The Dripping Halflings Herbalist [+]
  • The Tired Rose Supplies [+]
  • The Randy Wand Correctional Centre [+]
  • The Tired Nomad Supplies [+]
  • The Cloven Road Inc. [+]
  • The Dirty Song City Guard [+]
  • The Burly Clowns Package Delivery [+]
  • The Orange Thunderbird Charcoalers [+]
  • The Sleeping Wolfhound Inc. [+]
  • The Wiley Frog Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The White Wench Bath House [+]
  • The Strangled Ent Dry Goods [+]