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Welcome to West Iovita Bluff!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 14,748
  • Children: 29.95% (4,417)
  • Elderly: 11.74% (1,732)

Racial Breakdown

  • 7,640 gnome (51.8%)
  • 4,971 half-elf (33.7%)
  • 2,124 half-orc (14.4%)
  • 13 other (0%)

Misc.

  • 8 Districts
  • 293 Businesses
  • 2,240 Specialists
  • 1,903 Residences

Summary [-]

West Iovita Bluff is a city in the Capem County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (19,450/sq km), covers 0.76 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 983 meters.

Climate [-]

West Iovita Bluff has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally pleasant with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

West Iovita Bluff sees a single star overhead: Cen, an average red star. West Iovita Bluff also has a double moon: Spota, an average briliant silver moon and Thele, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy conglomerate stone barrier that is 11 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.46 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to West Iovita Bluff; 1 road is major. The city is lined with even dirt tracks in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, wealthy, entertainment, industry, slums, poor, and shops.

Government [-]

West Iovita Bluff is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in West Iovita Bluff are often seen as honest and the policies are hated. The political influence of West Iovita Bluff in the region is thriving due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

West Iovita Bluff is ruled by Emperor Gkutkasr Damnbone. The Emperor has been in power for several decades and is loved by the people. There is violent opposition to the Emperor and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.37% of the population (54 adults).

Military [-]

West Iovita Bluff has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1954 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 921 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 97 (5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and sturdy barrier, West Iovita Bluff is perfectly fortified. West Iovita Bluff fighters are mocked for their use of morningstars in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in West Iovita Bluff is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

West Iovita Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • Poisonous crow murders that are avoided by witches.
  • A haunted grave yard inhabited by defenseless clams that are feared by kittens.
  • Magical vegetable fields that are avoided by gru. The locals speak of a stash of gold hidden around somewhere.
  • Bountiful beaver colonies that are visited frequently by gru. Balgin Hawkbread said the locals speak of piles of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
  • Vast kitten glarings that are avoided by vampires. Bot said somoeone said someone found piles of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
  • Many old rock salt deposits that are frequented by kittens.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, a monster named Ans haunted the countryside on rainy days and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Some say that if you hear him, you will die within 24 hours.
  • Way back when, the villagers of Donnellville Falls lived happily. Things were good, but one day Goduk Oakbranch the wizard took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The villagers tried to kill Goduk Oakbranch, but were caught. Along came Tgok Damnbone the goblin, who was a valiant knight. Tgok had the thought to slay the wizard by killing the wizard while she slept. When Tgok Damnbone faced the wizard, Tgok Damnbone killed the wizard.
  • Some time ago, the constable of Fontax Crest lived in peace. Things were quiet, but one day an evil demon named Khalzin ahn Ghezor kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to stop the demon, but were caught. Along came Loril Bronzekiller the deep dwarf, who was a sneaky thief. Loril had an idea to slay the demon by making a wager with Khalzin ahn Ghezor. When Loril Bronzekiller faced the demon, Loril Bronzekiller killed the demon.

Events [-]

West Iovita Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: Looking for something new? A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Logan Feastkeep if interested.
  • Looking for something new? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Special attire required. Contact Eltanae Teasen'shine.
  • Help! Voths has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Davey Jameston.
  • Nbkasr Ghostthand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No previous experience required. Contact Harter.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Mickry Dilord.
  • Need a change of pace? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must submit to background check. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hrukillian Tesilg.
  • armor tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dzuezn Metalshredder for further details.
  • Required: Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Nbub Greathowl.
  • Missing golden skill. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Rxomn Greatmouth.
  • A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Shuzok Backripper.
  • Looking for something new? non-lethal poison tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Prior experience required. Contact Thorrun Coppergrieve.
  • Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Discretion required. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Snorond Goldfist if interested.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I have imps in my basement, plz halp! No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tauras Ormarr.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Snordor Opalboot.
  • Someone stole my potato. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Throbul Crystalbrooch.
  • Required: Need a change of pace? whiskey tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Po Shadowstick.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Will pay in gold. Contact Tilg.

People [-]

The people in West Iovita Bluff despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Daney Simoner is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent cutler. She appears spiteful.
  • Davry Burtt is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled salter. He appears skeptical.
  • Dav Burord is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre plasterer. He appears apologetic.
  • Daves Kleintt is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled jailer. He appears mopey.
  • Allirette Tiddlybolt is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Dones Caswell is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre glassmaker. She appears mopey.
  • Mickry Traminson is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned laborer. She appears cautious.
  • Mhushok Armbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent haymerchant. He appears homesick.
  • Bellanssa Windears is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled barber. He appears shifty.
  • Rum Armsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled laborer. She appears lonely.
  • Wizmida Tinkerbolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned herbalist. He appears intimidating.
  • Dibd Headkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent priest. She appears trusting.
  • Gavwan Thermoscope is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre sage. He appears beligerent.
  • Dav Blackden is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mocked lumberjack. She appears skeptical.
  • Gab Thermojet is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled priest. He appears patriotic.
  • Daney Greenen is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled artist. He appears idealistic.
  • Aidan Tiddlyblast is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled armorer. He appears chatty.
  • Jamry Danworth is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a legendary copyist. He appears helpful.
  • Dartava Farrunner is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked professor. He appears jolly.
  • Mick Whitorth is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled vintner. He appears efficient.
  • Jo Casting is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned jeweler. He appears egotistical.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Junva Geargadget, a fashion concious male gnome. He is a ranger who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Dones Castand, a quiet male half-elf. He is a fighter who is traveling with an important person.
  • Jamey Sheman, a loud female half-orc. She is a monk who is seeing the world.
  • Mickey Clayerton, a grieving female half-orc. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
  • Aieno Thermosprocket, a scattered androgynous gnome. It is a barbarian who is following the voices.
  • Hewnk Fusewink, an attentive female gnome. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Gavgles Cobblejet, an attentive male gnome. He is an adept who is here to destroy an artifact.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in West Iovita Bluff:

  • The Marbled Dragon Inc. [+]
  • The Desert Dwarf Inc. [+]
  • The Blue Wolfhound Shop [+]
  • The Burly Princess Leatherworks [+]
  • The Smiling Rouge Bakery [+]
  • The Robber Harpoon Inc. [+]
  • The Green Halflings Pots [+]
  • The Murdered Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Playful Dwarves Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Flying Fireplace General Goods [+]
  • The Randy Bucket Group [+]
  • The Wanton Cup Night Smiths [+]
  • The Playful Lotus Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Cardinal Dragon Package Delivery [+]
  • The Golden Halflings Inc. [+]
  • The Hanging Ivy Millers [+]
  • The Singing Dog Shoppe [+]
  • The Wandering Bag Night Smiths [+]
  • The Lost Octopus Inc. [+]
  • The Drifting Iron Arena [+]
  • The Fawning Cesspit Inc. [+]